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I’ll McDo you for a McDouble: Fast Food Prostitution Returns!

It might be time for Ronald the clown to stop tempting children into fattening themselves on greasy McNuggests, and instead to don a silver cane and purple feather-plumed hat and become McPimp, now that another woman has prostituted herself for her McFix.

Florida resident Christine Faith Baker, 47, offered a man, who was in fact an undercover cop, sex in exchange for two McDouble cheeseburgers off the dollar menu.  The cop had been trolling for hookers, and after offering the woman a ride, told her he was looking “to fuck” and asked her “if she wanted to help me out with that.” After establishing the terms of the exchange, the cop bought the burgers at $2.75, after tax, and she directed him to a vacant parking lot “to park in to complete the deal.”

The prostitute did up the ante, suggesting he also give her a tip, but of the $60 the cop gave her, she only kept $40. The source is unclear whether Christine partook of the tantalizing McDoubles before a takedown team upset the terms of the contract.

Baker was booked for misdemeanor prostitution charge, set for a May 1 court date, and released Saturday morning. She could face up to 60 days in jail and a $500 fine.

Daniel June: Daniel June studied English literature at Michigan State University, graduating in 2003. Working a potpourri of jobs since, from cake-decorator to proofreader, his passion has always been writing, resulting in books of essays, novels, and children’s novellas.