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Farrah Abraham’s Porn So Popular it Crashed Servers

Farrah Abraham was told by adult movie maker Vivid’s lead man that she could be the next Kim Kardashian. As having one Kim Kardashian is more than enough, let’s hope he’s wrong. But he was right in this: Farrah’s sex tape debut of a 70-minute “Backdoor Teen Mom” snagged 2 million visitors in just 12 hours Monday, crashing their servers for 8 minutes. That greatly outweighed the peak times of Kim K and Ray J’s sex tape of 600,000, according to TMZ. You would think that Vivid would have been able to handle “the immense load” but they instead went down on viewers.

“I’ve gotten a lot of compliments from men and women telling me this is the best sex tape they’ve ever seen from a celebrity, so I’m humbled,” said Farrah to RadarOnline.com. Well, no need to be humbled, or flattered, or whatever, since this wasn’t exactly a “sex tape” like Kardashian or Pamela Anderson had. Those were both private amateur videos that happened to go public. This was a professional pornographic video, complete with adult stars, camera crew, and marketing. To say it’s the best “sex tape” is to compare a full blown porno to somebody’s private tapes – not a fair comparison.

But the “Backdoor Teen Mom” might as well enjoy the fame. What else is one to do with it?

Daniel June: Daniel June studied English literature at Michigan State University, graduating in 2003. Working a potpourri of jobs since, from cake-decorator to proofreader, his passion has always been writing, resulting in books of essays, novels, and children’s novellas.