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Technology giant Google is reportedly ready to introduce their newest venture. Called ‘SyncCast’, the new device is expected to revolutionize the way people interact with their shit across multiple devices.
“This new technology allows users to sync their laptop shit with their phone shit, and broadcast that same shit onto their television as well,” noted spokesperson Damon Reeves in a press conference earlier today.
“If you thought your shit was synced before, wait until you try this product.”
CEO Eric Schmidt says that the new release is targeted at a demographic that increasingly demands to have their internet shit consistent across the platforms from which they access it.
“We’ve done many studies on consumer tastes, and the results show that people are crazy about syncing shit. Calendars, mail, documents, videos…whatever kind of shit consumers are putting onto the internet. The data is clear – people want to sync the shit out of that shit.”
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The announcement comes as a surprise, with no previous advertising or marketing of the product leading up to today. Technology reporter Milos Rakovich says that this strategy has caught Google’s competitors off-guard and scrambling to find a way to catch up.
“Apple, Microsoft, and other tech companies were simply not ready for this product. For example, if a Mac user wants to sync their email shit with their music shit, they would have to do it manually or download a third-party program to do the work. Google’s SyncCast allows that same user to have that shit, plus all their other shit, synced automatically at all times.”
The product is expected to debut online and in select retailers as early as tomorrow. While there are expected to be a few hurdles in getting the product to work perfectly, Reeves is confident that the product will ultimately revolutionize the way people interact with shit online.
“Quite frankly, shit is about to hit the fan,” he noted as he concluded the press conference. “And when it does, you can be sure that it will be synced.”
Note: This article is satirical and is not based on factual reporting.
