Is Miley Cyrus Really Pregnant with Juicy J’s Baby?

Is Miley Cyrus Really Pregnant with Juicy J’s Baby?

The media seems amazingly taken by the bratty and annoying Miley Cyrus, whose quasi-sexual antics made the MTV video awards all the talk. Her latest bit of nonsense comes from a report on CreamBMP.com that claims she took the stage with rapper Juicy J at the BET Hip Hop Awards, and when they talked of their new single ’23!’ Juicy J, 38, said “I assure you she’s been doing a lot more than twerking” after which Miley, 20, blurted out that she’s pregnant.

After the crowd laughed about it, she said “No, I’m really pregnant!”

But that’s probably a lot of horse-shit, or Onion style reporting from Cream Bmp Daily, as it is satire site, and also as Cyrus tweeted on Monday, “Waking up to the news that I’m now pregnant with @therealjuicyj baby.”

And her mother also wrote “hahahaha YEP! Read that last night!! This is my favorite one yet!”

So the rumor, apparently, is false – but how long before we cease to care? Hopefully soon! If music were all about being a loud and annoying nuisance, why would we bother calling it an “art” in the first place? Gyrating and screaming and sticking out your tongue for attention befits preschoolers.

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Daniel June: Daniel June studied English literature at Michigan State University, graduating in 2003. Working a potpourri of jobs since, from cake-decorator to proofreader, his passion has always been writing, resulting in books of essays, novels, and children’s novellas.
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