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VIDEO: White Supremacist Receives Shocking DNA Test Results

Craig Cobb is one bad mother. Not only is he wanted in connection with hate crimes in Canada, but the white-supremacist has been masterminding a community in North Dakota to become a “white enclave,” for KKK members and other supremacist whites who hate too much of this racial intermingling. Nevertheless, Cobb made a Dave Chappell joke come true after he let his DNA be submitted to a Diagnostics test on the Trisha Goddard Show.

In the skit by Dave Chappell, a blind KKK member, finally comes out to address the public without a mask, and it turns out he was black all along. In the same way, the DNA test Cobb agreed to revealed that he was 14 percent Sub-Saharan African. We are talking the blackest of the black.

The black woman sitting next to him cackled upon the news, and the host offered him a fist bump as a fellow “brother,” but poor old Craig has gone from being hateful to being in denial. He initially claimed that the test only picked up “genetic noise,” and now he claims that the tests just aren’t reliable. It might be a while before Craig can admit that he is part black and that his racist views would exclude himself from the community he would create.

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Daniel June: Daniel June studied English literature at Michigan State University, graduating in 2003. Working a potpourri of jobs since, from cake-decorator to proofreader, his passion has always been writing, resulting in books of essays, novels, and children’s novellas.