Man Sleeps with Goat Because He’s Afraid of HIV from Women

Summary: A man in Africa reportedly had sex with a goat.

An African man allegedly was caught having sex with his neighbor’s goat. That’s at least according to The Daily Post, which admitted through its own disclaimer that “You should be skeptical of any information on DailyPost, because it may be wrong.” While the story could or could not be true, it’s so crazy that we had to share it for the holidays anyway.

The Daily Post said that 23-year-old Otieno Jalango had a love connection with a goat; and when arrested for bestiality, the Kenyan told police that he slept with animals because he worried about contracting HIV from women.

“I have sex with animals because I fear contracting HIV,” Jalango said. “Animals cannot contract HIV, unlike humans. Sex with animals is, therefore, safer.”

Neighbors apparently turned him in because they knew about his goat girlfriend, and they worried that he would snatch up their animals too. According to The Daily Post, the animal Romeo had also confessed to being attracted to dogs, monkeys, and sheep.

The story sounds too weird to be true, but then again, there are plenty of animal love arrests in the United States that were real, so who knows…

In 2014, a mentally ill woman was caught having sex with a pitbull in broad daylight. She was immediately arrested after a call from police, and experts said that her bipolar disorder may have made her hypersexual and not of clear mind.

That same year, two men were caught by a farmer’s surveillance camera raping a cow in a pasture. The farmer had installed the camera after his cows started to act anxious and stopped producing milk, and he was shocked when he discovered why. The cow-humping men were eventually arrested and charged with misdemeanor sexual conduct.