An investment banker decides she needs in-house counsel, so she interviews a young lawyer.
“Mr. Peterson,” she says, “Would you say you’re honest?”
“Honest?” replies Peterson.
“Let me tell you something about honesty. My father lent me $85,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my first case.”
“Impressive. And what sort of case was that?”
“Dad sued me for the money.”