*in court*
Lawyer: Did u kill him?
Me: No.
Lawyer: You know what the punishment is for committing perjury?
Me: *lips on the mic* Much less than murder.
*in court*
Lawyer: Did u kill him?
Me: No.
Lawyer: You know what the punishment is for committing perjury?
Me: *lips on the mic* Much less than murder.