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This guy walked into a bar and shouted for all to hear, “Lawyers are ASSHOLES!”

A man in the back of the bar stood up and shouted back at him “I take exception to that statement and I resent it greatly!”

The first guy said “Are you a Lawyer?”

  
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The man responded “No, I’m an asshole!”

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