Will a Lame Duck Obama Concede on Social Security Reforms?
There is concern among Senate Democrats that president Barack Obama hasn’t lived up to his first campaign promises and that…
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Media Mocks Romney about His Airplane Windows Comment
Perhaps a supercharged political environment needs nonissues and nonsense to act as comic relief? This seems to be the case…
2013 Bacon Shortage!
There's a simple chain of cause and effect that could upset your breakfast for a whole year: world droughts deplete…
Lindsay Lohan Twice Hospitalized Due to Pollen, Walking Pneumonia, and Arrest Anxiety
These are tough times for bad-girl starlet Lindsay Lohan. She can't seem to stay out of the courts -- we're…
Suicide at an All Time High
It is common sense that when times are tough, such as in recessions, suicide rates increase. A recent study that…
Supreme Court Doesn’t Take Up Same Sex Disputes of DOMA and Prop. 8
The Supreme Court on Monday privately discussed the prospects of handling two same-sex marriage disputes, one seeking to appeal 1996's…
Is a Liberal Arts Degree Valid Any Longer?
These are tough times for the liberal arts. This deepest of Western traditions, which extends to antiquity with the Greeks,…
Officer Offs Pen-Wielding Double Amputee
Most officers don't feel good about killing a civilian. It's even worse when that civilian is a double amputee with…
Obama’s Messina Declares the Battle Won
Both of the top two presidential candidates are polled at 47 percent -- but don't let that fool you, says…
Rush Limbaugh Blames Shrinking Penises on Feminazis
Rush Limbaugh has a talent for making headlines. Like the wise-cracking kid in the back of the classroom, he feeds…
Monica Lewinsky to Spill Kinky Sex Details about Bill Clinton
You would think having an affair with a married man would be a topic to leave behind you, at least…
State Department Denies U.S. Secret Plans to Invade Canada
The United States' longstanding lust to invade Canadian soil won't be realized -- yet. During a press conference, State Department…