‘National Enquirer’ Defends Its Allegations that Macaulay Culkin Does Heroin and has 6-Months to Live
After the National Enquirer brazenly claimed that actor Macaulay Culkin, of "Home Alone" fame was "addicted to Heroin" with "only…
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Fox News Lobs the Question: Why Didn’t Team USA Wear Patriotic Uniforms?
Fox news has raised the question why USA Olympic Athletes aren't dressed more patriotically. Lobbing the issue by saying "some…
The Titanic Apple Samsung Copyright Battle will Utilize the “Hot Tubbing” of Witnesses
As Apple Inc and Samsung Electronics Co Ltd duke it out in Australia over their copyrights, lawyers are organizing an…
Law Student Pleads Guilty to the Robbing of his Transcript to Cover his Fudged GPA
It’s okay to fudge your GPA to secure an internship, since you can always bust into the university registrar’s office…
Mars Rover Beats the Odds and Lands on Mars
Overshadowing, perhaps, America’s Olympic victories, which have given the Nation the pride of having the system and the values to…
Chimp Implores Visitors With Gestures and Signs To be Released From Zoo
Ever wonder what the animals at the zoo are thinking? Watching the pent and pacing tiger glare at us was…
Preacher Todd Bentley Kicks and Punches the Sick at God’s Command, British MP Seeks to Ban Him
If a little voice in the back of your head told you to kick a woman in the face, most…
Sarah Jones Fires Back for Being Called the “Female Sandusky”
A judge is considering imposing a gag order Monday after Sarah Jones, a former cheerleader for the Cincinnati Bengals, fired…
Kansas City Priest Shawn Ratigan Pleads Guilty to Five Counts of Producing Child Pornography
Though settlements from child abuse trials have cost the Catholic Church around $3 billion as of 2012, and though Robert…
Senator Reid Makes Unfounded Claims about Romney’s Taxes to Which Eric Fehrnstrom Responds “Have you no decency, sir?”
In an attempt to make a red herring into a white whale, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid has made what…
James Holmes’s Psychiatrist Thought He Could Be Dangerous Months Before the Attack
Hindsight being what it is, how much blame do we have the right to impose on University of Colorado's threat…
Iran Hasn’t Halted Its Nuclear Use, So U.S. and Israeli Leaders Prepare for Possible War
It seems that both presidential candidates support Israel's right and growing interest in making a unilateral pre-emptive military strike on…