VIDEO: Ancient Statue of Osiris Mysteriously Spins in Its Case
Osiris, the green-complected, half-mummified God of the dead in the Egyptian pantheon, may be manifesting himself in a subtle way.…
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Weil Downsizes Their Operation to Handle the New Economy
Weil, Gotshal, and Manges managed to do well for themselves in lean times by the logic that during a plague,…
Las Vegas Indoor Skydiving Facility Bans Justin Bieber for Life for Stiffing His Bill
Unless you’re a fan of Justin Bieber, being approached by the celebrity youth and his entourage might not exactly make…
Twinkies Return as Hostess Rises from the Ashes
Twinkies are back! The brand that brought us such a suggestively named range of products – Twinkies, Ding-Dongs, Snow-Balls, Ho-ho’s…
13-Year-Old Boy Rough Houses With 5-Year Old Sister as He Babysits: Kills Her
Having your 13-year-old boy babysit his 5-year-old-sister sounds a little risky, but in the case of Devalon Armstrong, it was…
Maine Governor Compares Democratic Budget Plan to Anal Rape
In what is not exactly a politically correct statement, by his own admission, Maine Gov. Paul LePage (R) characterized Democratic…
Kim Kardashian Comes Up With Peculiar Name for Her Baby
Attention craving Kim Kardashian couldn’t name her newborn daughter something normal like Molly or Sarah – no! – and though…
Law School Student Steals $33K from Student Bar Association
Margaret Oyler did not graduate from the University of Baltimore School of Law, but she did nab $33,000 from the…
Singapore has Worst Pollution of All Time
Singapore is up in smoke now that neighboring Indonesian farmers are selfishly clearing the land by burning trees on Sumatra.…
Men’s Wearhouse Founder George Zimmer is Fired
In a bizarre move, Men’s Wearhouse has fired their founder, George Zimmer, who is also the face of the company,…
Paula Deen Admits Telling Racist Jokes, Using the N-word, Is Sued for $1.2 Million
A joke is just a joke, right? That’s what Paula Deen is saying. The queen of butter, who has won…
U.S. Supreme Court Rules for American Express, Upholding the Federal Arbitration Act Which Favors Big Business
In final arbitration good for big business, the conservatives ruled the Supreme Court in a vote of 5-3 that businesses…