VIDEO: New Audi’s Will Park Themselves
Sick of driving up to the mall only to see all the parking spaces full? You follow behind someone who…
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Adele Yells at a Sulky Chris Brown
It's been a tough patch for Chris Brown, lately. Last month he was investigated by police for a brawl that…
Confirmation that an Asteroid Made the Dinosaurs Extinct
Ever since archeologists began digging up the bones of huge dragonlike creatures, the world has been wondering what happened to…
VIDEO: Fox News Claims Solar Energy Doesn’t Work Because the U.S. is Less Sunny than Germany
Well Fox News is putting its foot in its mouth again. Per its conservative agenda, the news station occasionally makes…
Celebrities Warned to Cover their Junk at the Grammy’s this Year
It's about time somebody did something about those perverts at the Grammy awards. Too many actors and musicians have used…
New Encryption Software Available to the Public, So Private it Might Upset the FBI
A revolutionary new encryption software is due to hit the market on February 8th. Silent Circle is releasing a new…
After 200 Years, Women Can Legally Wear Pants in Paris
There are books in the stores about "strange but true laws," that catalog laws that might have made sense at…
“Burkas For Babies,” One Cleric’s Fatwa
One of the justifications for expecting Saudi Arabian women to wear a burka -- a full body veil -- is…
UK Burger King Serves Horse-Meat in their Burgers
Burger King Customers in Britain have been eating horsemeat. A bit. Two weeks ago, there were serious claims that Burger…
Killer Vagina! Women Puts Poison In Herself and Asks Husband for Oral Sex
There are many ways to kill off a husband, and though they are all more or less illegal, just about…
Group of Middle Aged Men Keep up 23 Year Game of Tag
Most people sign each other's highschool yearbooks with optimistic lines such as "call me in the summer," or "let's stay…
VIDEO: Horrifying, Mother Subdues Screaming Three-Year-Old for Tattoo
Viral videos have the ability to tantalize, impress, amaze, boggle, and sometimes infuriate us. With one posted this weekend, people…