Opinion: Anyone Doing Anything Tonight?
by Barack Obama What up my fellow Americans? I’m just hanging out here in the oval office, shooting the breeze,…
Jonah
Man Sees Wolf Blitzer Every Day
According to his family, coworkers, and his own admission, Jim Mcintyre, a contractor and resident of Staten Island, New York,…
STUDY: It is too Late to Stop Global Warming, We Should Just Give in to Our Certain Doom
Today, a study released from Western University of Easton contends that the battle to combat climate change is not worth…
BREAKING: Object Floating in Indian Ocean is Not Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 but is a Pretty Nice Screen Door
Officials from the Australian search team for Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 convened today to announce that while the search for…
Dogs of New York React to Jets Signing Michael Vick
The New York Jets have just announced the signing of Michael Vick to be their new starting quarterback, and while…
Study: Some Physics Thing Neither the Author of this Article nor the Reader Will Ever Truly Understand
A recent study from the astronomy lab at the University of Arizona has the physics world up in arms…
Opinion: There Might Just be Too Much on my Mind Right Now to Really Focus on this Basketball Game
by Al Jensen, Minnesota Timberwolves superfan Dang. I’m not sure I can do this today. I love the Timberwolves, and…
Michael Sam Confounds Nation by Admitting He Used to be Straight
Michael Sam, the first openly gay player expected to be drafted in the NFL, shocked reporters and fans in a…
Looking Ahead to the 2015 Oscar Contenders
Now that the 2014 Oscars have come and gone, we here at JD Journal are already looking ahead to next…
Viral Video Making Waves – But You Should Just Watch It Instead of Listening to Us Describe It
A dramatic video posted online earlier this week has captivated public interest, as it depicts alleged abuses of the criminal…
Dear Lester
Each week, our advice columnist responds to a number of inquiries to help ordinary folks deal with extraordinary problems. Here…
Woman Still Hasn’t Gotten Over Series Finale of ‘Lost’
According to her friends, family, and therapists from around the globe, local bartender Meredith Samson still has not been able…