Opinion: Wait, I Think Something Went Wrong
by Pete Seeger Hello? Can anyone hear me? This is Pete Seeger, singer/songwriter and pioneer of the folk movement in…
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Opinion: Dear God I Can’t Take it Anymore
By Billy Ray Cyrus I’m sorry...I’m sorry Miley….I’m sorry everyone. I can’t put up with this charade any longer. I’ve…
BREAKING: You Read Headline
According to various sources, you just read the headline to this article and are now continuing to read through the…
SPONSORED: Please, Oh God Please Just Buy Our Product
To the Consumers of America, Ok, look. We need to be honest. We’ve tried hundreds of marketing campaigns to get…
Pictures of People Next to Short Blurbs in Which They Discuss Owls
“My favorite species of owl has to be the Pel’s Fishing Owl. They have beautiful coats that turn spotted in…
Man Fulfills Childhood Dream of Becoming that Angry Boss who is Always on Everyone’s Case
Sources at Springfield Investment Funds are reporting that area businessman Jonathan Welcher has earned a promotion to manager, allowing him…
Opinion: Thank God it’s the Weekend
by Chris Christie Yeesh, what a week! Boy, some days at work are tougher than others, but this week was…
Only Things Stopping Athlete from Achieving Dreams are Himself, Incurable Bone Disease
According to his friends and family, there is nothing stopping local teen Damien Smith from achieving his hopes and dreams…
Clarification: What I Am Doing in North Korea
by Dennis Rodman Hello. Many are question me after my CNN interview, and I wish now to talk to you. I…
Opinion: What the Hell is Going on Right Now?!
by Fargam, the Iranian Monkey Launched into Space OH MY GOD. THIS IS CRAZY. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON…
Travelling Ron’s Travel Blog – Sherwood, Alabama
Well hello there, fellow globetrotters! Travelling Ron here, with another exciting update from my escapades across this great nation. I…
Local Nine-Year-Old Weirdly Into Politics
According to his friends and family, local child Damian Jones has a profound interest in the happenings of the government…