Opinion: If I Could Do it All Over Again, I Would Have Been a Deep Sea Explorer
by Mariano Rivera Well, my Major League Baseball career is finally over. What a ride it’s been the last 20…
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US Citizens Express Excitement over Prospect of Government Shutdown
As the threat of a government shutdown looms while the US Senate prepares to vote on several funding bills this…
NFL Review – Week 2
Each Monday, our team of sports analysts will review some of the best football matches of the weekend, and offer…
Opinion: Maybe it is Time to Legalize Marijuana, Man
by John McCain In case you missed it, I recently came out to announce that I am willing to support…
NFL Review – Week 1
Each Monday, our team of sports analysts will review some of the best football matches of the weekend, and offer…
Opinion: My Best Music is Still in Front of Me
by Paul McCartney As I look back on my music career, I have to say, I am proud of what…
Greenland to Send Troops into Syria
In a shocking announcement earlier today, Prime Minister of Greenland Aleqa Hammond notified the nation’s citizens that the Greenland military…
BREAKING: Fiji Accidentally Exports Last Of Water Supply
The island nation of Fiji has run out of water, according to its leaders. In a press conference just a…
Report: US Economy on the Mend; Other Report: US Economy Headed for Irreparable Disaster
Two reports on the condition of the US economy were released earlier this afternoon. According to the first report, US…
Opinion: How I Learned to Control My Impulse Disorder
By Guest Columnist Randy Freeman, author of RandyFreemansFreeAdviceBlog.net Oh God, I just started the article and already this is going…
Opinion: I Am Happy to Announce My Retirement from Running Microsoft…Oh and Also I Killed John F. Kennedy
by Steve Ballmer, former CEO of Microsoft I can’t believe this moment is actually here. After a long career in…
Obama Calls on Nation to Shut the Hell Up for One Second So He Can Think
In a press conference delivered earlier today, President Barack Obama addressed concerns about national security and the economy by calling…