New Jersey Mass Shooting
According to The Huffington Post, a New Jersey Pathmark supermarket employee, age 23, wearing military clothing opened fire at the…
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Resignation of Maldives President Ruled Legal
It has been announced by a domestic inquiry commission in the Maldives that the resignation of President Mohamed Nasheed was…
Missouri Farmers Sickened by New Virus Called ‘Heartland’
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has described a new disease carried by ticks as the Heartland virus. The…
Coal Mining Employees Not Paid for Day of Work After Attending ‘Mandatory’ Romney Appearance
According to radio station WWVA, workers at Century Mine in Beallsville, Ohio, feared they would lose their jobs if they…
Venezuela Probes Mindless Massacre in Remote Amazon Village
On Wednesday, the public prosecutor of Venezuela said the government was investigating an alleged massacre of indigenous people in the…
GOP Outlines Platform at RNC
On Tuesday, the Republican Party approved its platform at the Republican National Convention in Florida. Part of the platform will…
Crime Ridden Camden Fires Its Police Force
When your city is known as "the most dangerous city in the United States," and your police force has a…
Code Pink Protests the Republican Convention Dressed as Vaginas
Such divinely sanctioned trolls as the Westboro Baptists have upped the ante on the protesting gig, but it seems they…
U.S. Military Terrorists Murder Comrade to Hide Their Plot to Assassinate the President
Four army soldiers are being charged with executing a former member of their secret anarchist militia group to silence him.…
Republican Tom Smith Likens Rape to Premarital Pregancy
When condemning the words a fellow candidate gaffed regarding rape, it is advisable not to then gaffe yourself. Republican Tom…
Cleric Assassinated in Mombasa: Muslim Youth Riot
In a nasty back and forth in Kenya's coastal city of Mombasa, Muslim cleric Aboud Rogo was murdered in his…
Neil Armstrong Dies at 82
Neil Armstrong, the first man on the moon during the 1969 moon landing, died on Saturday from complications of a…