NSA Officials Organize Top-Secret Office Birthday Party
In yet another blow to the NSA’s clandestine operations, an anonymous hacker has gained access to secret intel this morning…
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2nd Largest Foreclosure Law Firm in Colorado Sued
Aronowitz & Mecklenburg, the 2nd largest foreclosure law firm in Colorado, is under investigation by Attorney General John Suthers. Suthers…
MLB Announces Steroid Era Hall of Fame
In a press conference earlier today, Major League Baseball commissioner Bud Selig announced his intention to create a new hall…
Ten Black Former Contestants of American Idol Sue for $25 Million Apiece
American Idol is being sued for the way they treated some of their contestants: only ten contestants in the show’s…
Fried, Frank, Harris, Shriver & Jacobson Hire David Greenwald as Co-Chair
David Greenwald has been hired into a leadership role at Fried Frank. Greenwald was formerly a deputy general counsel at…
Aaron Hernandez Hires Peculiar Attorney to Defend Him Against Charges of Shooting his Friend
Aaron Hernandez is hiring some strange guns to defend him against Alexander Bradley, a Connecticut man and his personal friend,…
Rothgerber Joins Lewis to Be One of the West’s Best Firms
Two western law firms have joined together to be the best in the West, the long established and well instantiated…
McDermott Will & Emery Welcome New Partner Bernard Knight Jr.
McDermott Will & Emery welcome new partner Bernard Knight Jr. Mr. Knight is a general counsel at the Patent and…
Robert Khuzami Moves from Scrutinizing Wall Street to Representing It
Top former federal enforcer, Robert S. Khuzami leaves the S.E.C and joins Kirkland & Ellis, with a stellar salary of…
Bored Edward Snowden Begins Practicing Stand-Up Routine in Sheremetyevo Airport Baggage Claim
For a number of weeks, a weary and restless Edward Snowden has been seeking new ways to liven up his…
Bankrupt Detroit Attracts Attorneys from All Over
Detroit has filed one of the largest U.S. municipal bankruptcies this Thursday. The entire restructuring will consider more than $18…
Kerry Advances Israel-Palestinian Communication to Facial Gestures
Speaking to a group of reporters earlier today, John Kerry announced that he was pleased by recent progress in discussions…