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Laugh Out Loud with the Best Legal Joke of the Day – Legal Humor to Brighten Your Day

A young lawyer, defending a businessman in a lawsuit, feared he was losing the case and asked his senior partner…

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a jellyfish? One is a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form…

When a lawyer tells his clients he has a sliding fee schedule what he means is that after he bills…

What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them, but you never see them.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three: One to climb, one to shake it, and…

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

What do lawyers and sperm have in common? Only one in two million does any real work.

What’s the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche? With a porcupine, the pricks are on the…

"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer…

Lawyers be like: I wish you a happy day but in no way guarantee you one. *escapes liability*

What do lawyers do after dates? They lie still.

A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was…