Legal Jokes

Laugh Out Loud with the Best Legal Joke of the Day – Legal Humor to Brighten Your Day

What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common? They’re both extinct.

*in court* Lawyer: Did u kill him? Me: No. Lawyer: You know what the punishment is for committing perjury? Me:…

“I’m beginning to think that my lawyer is too interested in making money.” “Why do you say that?” “Listen to…

Lawyer: My client is trapped inside a penny. Judge: What? Lawyer: He’s in a cent. Judge: You’re going to jail…

When an attorney gets married, they don’t say, “I do.” They say, “I accept the terms and conditions.

What do lawyers do after dates? They lie still.

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take to keep a lawyer away?

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats…

Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek? Nobody will look for them.

What’s the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? Accountants know they’re boring. 😏

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site? Because the plumbers might connect the drain…

Know how copper wire was invented? Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.