Legal Jokes

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A lawyer, who was talking to his son about entering college, said, “What go into your head that you want…

If a lawyer is talking in the forest and there is no one around to hear him, can he still…

During a party, a doctor is telling a lawyer that he is sick of his friends asking him for free…

A group of dinner guests was blaming all of America’s troubles on lawyers when a woman said, “They aren’t all…

What happens if a lawyer uses Viagra? He grows taller.

Two lawyers went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to…

Having just moved to a new home, a young boy meets the boy next door. “Hi, my name is Billy,”…

A lawyer calls his client to tell him about the fee schedule. “Alright,” the lawyer says, looking through his papers.…

Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.

What’s the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche? With a porcupine, the pricks are on the…

Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer? You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if…

Lawyer: Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly -- Did you steal the car? Client: After…