Legal Jokes

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An investment banker decides she needs in-house counsel, so she interviews a young lawyer. “Mr. Peterson,” she says, “Would you…

What happened to the banker who went to law school? Now she’s a loan shark.

"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer…

A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients. When he saw the first…

How many lawyer jokes are there? Only three. The rest are true stories.

What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention? The caterer.

Why did the lawyer’s chicken cross the road? He had an easement.

Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? It’s called Sosumi.

Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek? Nobody will look for them.

A lawyer calls his client to tell him about the fee schedule. “Alright,” the lawyer says, looking through his papers. “You…

Have you heard about the lawyers’ word processor? No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.

How can you tell if a lawyer is lying? Other lawyers look interested.