Legal Jokes

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.

A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?"The housewife replies: "Four!" The accountant says: "I…

A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered a double scotch. A few minutes…

"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer…

A paralegal, associate, and partner walked to lunch through a city park. They found an old lamp and rubbed it.…

A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered a double scotch. A few minutes…

A man walked into the local Chamber of Commerce of a small town, obviously desperate. Seeing a man at the…

Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense. “You must swear to tell…

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee? A boxing referee doesn’t get paid more for a longer…

Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense. “You must swear to tell…

Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they…

What’s the difference between a cat and a lawyer? One is an arrogant creature who will ignore you and treat…