Legal Jokes

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A lawyer, who was talking to his son about entering college, said, “What go into your head that you want…

An investment banker decides she needs in-house counsel, so she interviews a young lawyer. “Mr. Peterson,” she says, “Would you…

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? The lawyer charges more.

Two lawyers were walking along negotiating a case. “Look,” said one, “let’s be honest with each other. “Okay, you first,”…

A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The…

Prosecutor: What were you doing on July 15 at 9 o’clock in the evening? Prisoner: I was eating a hamburger.…

The judge looked at the witness with concern and asked, "Are you okay? You seem to be in distress." The…

There was this defendant who pleaded guilty in court, but then he saw the jury and changed his plea to…

The Reptile House at the zoo was in chaos as the cages were mistakenly left open, causing snakes to roam…

After a lengthy trial, Carlson was accused of stealing a Mercedes Benz. However, the jury ultimately found him not guilty.…

The defendant's lawyer attempted to use a unique defense during a burglary trial. He argued that his client had only…

The world of law can be daunting and complex, full of legalese and technical jargon that can make even the…