Lawyer: Judge, I wish to appeal my client’s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence. Judge: And what is the nature...
A man in an interrogation room says, “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.” “You are the lawyer,” says the...
Arguing with a lawyer is like wrestling with a pig in mud — sooner or later, you realize they like it.
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How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they’d rather keep their clients in the dark.
“How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles. “My dear woman,”...
These two guys, George and Harry, set out in a Hot Air balloon to cross the Atlantic Ocean. After 37 hours in...
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A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. “Tim, you be first,” she said. “What does...
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they’d rather keep their clients in the dark.
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background,” sneered the lawyer at a...
“How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles. “My dear woman,”...
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