What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them, but you never see them.
“You’re a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me? “Absolutely! What’s the second question?â€
What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common? They’re both extinct.
*in court* Lawyer: Did u kill him? Me: No. Lawyer: You know what the punishment is for committing perjury? Me: *lips on...
“I’m beginning to think that my lawyer is too interested in making money.†“Why do you say that?†“Listen to this from...
Lawyer: My client is trapped inside a penny. Judge: What? Lawyer: He’s in a cent. Judge: You’re going to jail with him.
When an attorney gets married, they don’t say, “I do.†They say, “I accept the terms and conditions.
What do lawyers do after dates? They lie still.
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take to keep a lawyer away?
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get...
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek? Nobody will look for them.
What’s the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? Accountants know they’re boring. 😏
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