Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek? Nobody will look for them.
What’s the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche? With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer? You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you’d been...
Lawyer: Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly — Did you steal the car? Client: After hearing your...
An investment banker decides she needs in-house counsel, so she interviews a young lawyer. “Mr. Peterson,” she says, “Would you say you’re...
What happened to the banker who went to law school? Now she’s a loan shark.
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background,” sneered the lawyer at a...
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients. When he saw the first visitor to...
How many lawyer jokes are there? Only three. The rest are true stories.
What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention? The caterer.
Why did the lawyer’s chicken cross the road? He had an easement.
Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? It’s called Sosumi.
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