Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek? Nobody will look for them.
A lawyer calls his client to tell him about the fee schedule. “Alright,” the lawyer says, looking through his papers. “You owe me...
Have you heard about the lawyers’ word processor? No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.
How can you tell if a lawyer is lying? Other lawyers look interested.
Lawyer: Judge, I wish to appeal my client’s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence. Judge: And what is the nature...
Michigan Supreme Court Justice Richard Bernstein announced on April 19, 2022 that he would be taking time off from the bench to...
A man in an interrogation room says, “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.” “You are the lawyer,” says the...
Arguing with a lawyer is like wrestling with a pig in mud — sooner or later, you realize they like it.
A man walked into the local Chamber of Commerce of a small town, obviously desperate. Seeing a man at the counter, the...
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they’d rather keep their clients in the dark.
“How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles. “My dear woman,”...
A recent survey conducted by Law360 Pulse revealed that 83% of surveyed attorneys reported experiencing stress at least some of the time....
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