A man walked into the local Chamber of Commerce of a small town, obviously desperate. Seeing a man at the counter, the...
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense. “You must swear to tell the complete...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee? A boxing referee doesn’t get paid more for a longer fight.Â
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense. “You must swear to tell the complete...
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot...
What’s the difference between a cat and a lawyer? One is an arrogant creature who will ignore you and treat you with...
A lawyer, who was talking to his son about entering college, said, “What go into your head that you want to be...
An investment banker decides she needs in-house counsel, so she interviews a young lawyer. “Mr. Peterson,†she says, “Would you say you’re...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? The lawyer charges more.
Two lawyers were walking along negotiating a case. “Look,†said one, “let’s be honest with each other. “Okay, you first,†replied the...
A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied,...
Prosecutor: What were you doing on July 15 at 9 o’clock in the evening? Prisoner: I was eating a hamburger. Prosecutor: What...
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